Luke ‘FullFlush’ Schwartz: Poker asbo versus the poker brat

Luke ‘FullFlush’ Schwartz is the latest name to be added to the $100k buy-in PartyPoker.com Premier League IV roster and is looking forward to taking part in the famous event in Las Vegas in February.

As to be expected, Schwartz accepted his invitation with great humility, dignity and respect.

Poker’s very own anti-social behaviour order said: “I can’t wait to get to Vegas and crush the field in the PartyPoker.com Premier League.

For sure there are some big names playing but I have to be a huge favourite. They need to know that I’m coming with my sharky hat on and it’s gonna be a whole week of soul owning from Full Flush.”

A PartyPoker.com spokesman said: “We did a lot of soul searching rather than soul owning before deciding to invite Luke into the Premier League. The fact is that he is a great player and he will certainly ignite the line-up and we haven’t even completed it yet!

It will be particularly interesting to see how he comes off in a verbal sparring battle against the Poker Brat himself, Phil Hellmuth.”

Full Flush joins Hellmuth, JC Tran, Yevgeniy Timoshenko and Roland De Wolfe in the line-up. Is this too much of a step up in class for the famous sandwich loving online high stakes sledger? We can only wait to find out!